Dems strategy: "We're stupid"

On the Iraq war resolution:
"We voted for the Iraq war in 2002, but we didn't really want to. Now we wish we didn't. Sorry but we're stupid"

On pre-war intelligence:
"We looked at the same intellegince that the President, VP and DoD looked at. The same intelligence that every other intelligence agency in the world agreed agreed with. We believed it them but now we know that we should have known it was wrong. Bush lied, yeah thats it. Sorry but we're stupid"

On immediate troop withdrawl from Iraq:
"We want to cut-and-run from Iraq right now, we just won't vote for it. Sorry but we're stupid"

On the NSA eavesdropping program:
"We have been briefed on this program constantly since its inception but we didn't really understand what we were being told and didn't bother to ask any intelligent questions about it. And we didn't think it was worth whining about until our media outlet the NY Times went with the story. Sorry but we're stupid"

On the Democratic Agenda for 2006:
"We will not have an official policy on Iraq, we thinks it better if every member of our caucus goes out and says something different. We think it make us stronger if every member comes across as a blithering idiot. Sorry but we're stupid"

On the Patriot Act:
"We voted for the Patriot Act back in October 2001, hell our leaders were there smiling away as the President signed it. But now we don't think its a good thing so we blocked the extention of it. But we were willing to extend it for 3 months even though we thinks its the worst thing in the history of the world. We don't think its very smart to extend the same measures used to fight drug dealers and murders to fighting terrorism. Sorry but we're stupid"

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