Sorry Neda, We Have a Pedophile to Worship
For previous generations, the question: “Where were you when Kennedy was shot” has served as a conversation starter as well as a for exploration of a shared history. It would seem that the quintessential question will soon be: “where were you when you found out was dead?”?
, I was at the gym. Credulous, I trusted that the Jackson story would get a few minutes of coverage before Bret Baier returned. My jejune confidence that Charles Krauthammer would momentarily be providing commentary about actual news was hastily crushed. Abstrusely, Fox News brought Shepard Smith in to cover this astounding turn of events.
You know what would be really shocking? Michael Jackson dying at the age of 87. That would have been a real stunner, well deserving of the nauseating nonstop narration that should be reserved for heads of state.